ATTENTION CRIMINAL! HALT! REPORT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES!
Your indiscretion has been detected by officials of the Office of Indecency Eradication.
Your preceding mouse click has been determined to have violated 18 USC 1462 and related provisions as amended
by the Communications Decency Act of 1995, which make it a felony to knowingly transfer by "interactive computer service
. . . any obscene, lewd, lascivious, or filthy book, pamphlet, picture, motion-picture film, paper, letter, writing, print, or other
matter of indecent character. . ."
You must immediately proceed to the local office of the Indecency Eradication Authority
and surrender yourself. Your
cooperation will be appreciated. The lack thereof will be duly noted and may be entered into evidence during
relevant judicial proceedings.
For your record: You are Indecency Violator Number to be apprehended
by means of Indecency Violation Detection Device Number 9469-2.
Please report to your local Indecency Eradication Authority as
"Violator #INTRNT/IVDD9469-2/IVN-".
The FBI, in cooperation with the Indecency Eradication Authority of your local Vice Squad, has been authorized
to extend to Apprehended Indecency Violators a special offer.
Select this link to obtain the official details.
Click here to surrender your WWW browser, related software, telecommunications
equipment, and other contraband. DO NOT press the back-arrow key. Your actions are being observed and recorded.