16th Century Pornography (Un)Veiled

This page has been accessed times since it was established in January 1996.

Chill Factor (8 Feb 1996): 50%

As usual, we have offered our resident art expert, S. Elf Righteous, the opportunity to respond to and eradicate the indecency. Believing that a picture is worth a thousand words, Elf has submitted his own artwork as his commentary. We think that you will agree with Elf--once you compare the two, you'll know which one is art and which isn't . . .

(BTW, Elf has a tendency to see things in Black and White--so if you see some funny colors in Elf's version, you'll know why. You're just not looking at in the One And Only True And Correct Way. So put away that fancy-dancy 16 bajillion color monitor and look at this page the way God and Elf intended you to--in beautiful green monochrome.)

The Birth of Venus by that well-known devil-worshipper/pornographer, Botticelli

(The perverts among you may click on the image the inspect the indecency in greater detail. Elf wishes us to remind you that these clicks are recorded in a gigantic database down at the nearest FBI office, so be careful what you rub that mouse over . . . )

Cherubic Children Placing Their Beloved Mother on a Seashell-like Pedestal, by the ever-inspired and artistic S. Elf Righteous

A Beautiful and Charming Work of Art

Now this is how art shoud be drawn! Not only have I added a heart-warming, family-oriented story to the picture, but they all just look so much warmer than they did before. And besides, the loose-fitting clothing nicely covers up our mother's unsightly little pot belly. I mean, clothes were put down here on earth for a reason! So let's use them the way God intended!!!! --Elf

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