Imported Direct From Paris (and no, that's not Paris, Idaho, you idiot!), home town of the INFAMOUS Follies Bergiere, it's . . .

The Official

UNcut UNcensored UNauthorized UNexpurgated UNexonized UNadulterated UNruly and most of all UNremittingly UNrivaled

INDECENCY PAGE

Resist much. Obey little.
--Walt Whitman

This page has been accessed times since it was established in 22 February 1996; it was last updated 23 February 1996. True to our motto, "Indecency Never Sleepeth", we are continually adding and updating our inventory of indecency for your prurient enjoyment. Search for "[NEW]" to find new or updated items.


About a month ago, learning by chance from one of our casual acquaintances down at Capitol Hill that indecency was soon to be tightly regulated and restricted, the highly trained and experienced staff here at The Indecency Page suddenly started thinking back to our freshman economics class. Let's see . . . supply reducing . . . demand increasing . . . price . . . now how did that work again? . . . price down? . . . price same? . . . no, no, no: PRICE SKYROCKETS! That's it! Jackpot!!!!

With little dollars signs floating continuously around in ours eyes, our crack staff here at the Indecency Division began a frantic worldwide search for cybersmut--you know, that stuff that everybody just knows is lurking around every corner of cyberspace--and other such nasties and naughties as infallibly would bring the public streaming into our corporate headquarters, and keep the cash streaming at high speed into our corporate coffers. It didn't take long--we soon found a whole collection of titillating cyber-indecency, and thus we have . . .

Indecency Exposed!

1. Local indecencies. This is our own personal stash of indecency that we maintain here at Indecency World-Wide Headquarters:

2. Worldwide Indecency. These are particularly juicy items that our dedicated and hard-working staff have found in our worldwide computer search for cyber-smut. Although we do not maintain these items, we offer this list of links for your prurient enjoyment:

More to come--this page is still under construction. Feel free to email me with suggestions--but act now. This opportunity to express your favorite indecency won't last long . . .

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